Rodney King In Over His Head

1992:

Rodney King was on parole for robbery and driving drunk. He wouldn't 
pull over because he knew he'd get a DUI and go to jail. The police chased him with multiple cars and a helicopter for miles before they 
finally cornered him.


After ordering King and his two buddies to get out of the car and lie down on the ground, his friends did exactly that and were arrested without incident. Dumbass Mr. King, on the other hand, decided to have a total mental breakdown (probably because he knew he was going to jail for a long time). After acting like a nutball and nearly getting himself shot when it looked like he was reaching for a gun, King got down on the ground, but then started fighting the police when they moved in to cuff him (they hadn't landed a single blow to him at this point). He punched one cop in the chest and threw two other guys off of him. At this point, they thought he was on PCP, so they backed off.

What cops think of the PCP calls: They are the scariest ones. Dudes break their handcuffs. Dudes get shot 10 times and keep coming at you because they don't know they're dead yet. Dudes kill cops.

 

King refuses to cooperate and gets his ass tased. That doesn't stop him.

At this point, he's fought off three grown men and a taser hasn't stopped him. It's natural to assume he's on something, and they have no idea if he's armed. They then beat his ass with batons in an attempt to subdue him. It doesn't work. Dude keeps getting up. So he got beat until he couldn't get up anymore.

I'd say the officers were a little out of line, for sure. And the riots were probably a long time coming. The LAPD had bigger issues with the public (and still does) that really led to the Rodney King Riots - this scumbag just happened to be the match that lit the fire. It's too bad the people who'd finally had enough didn't get a more deserving martyr.

Maybe I should’ve learned how to swim, Whitney Houston

 Yes everyone saw all the symbolism on TV when they were looting and killing and burning, stealing TV's and DVD players while yelling "Rodney King, and Dr. King," while stealing and burning and beating people, but I'm sure they didn't do it for personal gain... I'm sure they gave all the loot to the poor in his name. It was all to protest, not to gain anything, that's why all the looting right? Right?

Relevant.

Dear Abby: Where Are All the Single Men?

Where the boys are

DEAR ABBY: My friends and I are women in our late 40s and early 50s. Some of us are married, some are single. Individually or as a group we have taken classes, volunteered, gone on cruises, gone to clubs and bars -- you name it.

We have noticed that nearly everyone at these activities is either female or with a female as part of a couple. There are loads of single middle-aged women out there joining things and having fun, but there seem to be almost no single middle-aged men. Friends in various parts of the country report the same thing.

Where do the single men go? They rarely go out alone or with a male buddy. Our running joke is they're all home watching bad cable TV.

Middle-aged guys must be there somewhere, but where? You'd think that if they wanted to meet women, they'd go where women are, but we rarely see them. Can you solve this mystery for us? -- WHERE THE BOYS AREN'T, NORTHERN WYOMING

Can’t find a man, really?

Abby gave some answer about how men are intimidated by large groups of women and will rarely approach them. And that if you want to meet men, why not try online. Good answers by a seasoned columnist. But they don't reach the nucleus of the problem.

So if it's okay with you Abby, I'll take this one.

In a few words: women spend all their lives keeping their friends and chasing his all off. Now they're divorced and out clubbing, but the men have had enough of women's games and are quietly enjoying simple lives. Don't blame the men. You made them so.

Good luck out there. 

Worse Than Casey Anthony? Baby Raping Mother Gets Two Life Terms

Worse than Casey Anthony? Tessa L. Vanvlerah

Tessa L. Vanvlerah was sentenced on April 30, 2012 to two consecutive life terms in prison for prostituting her then-five-month-old daughter to California State East Bay professor Kenneth L. Kyle. Kyle would travel to Ballwin, Missouri from San Francisco and while staying in different hotels, Kyle and Vanvlerah would rape the baby while taking pictures and videos. That’s child pornography, for the uninitiated. Vanvlerah, not to be left out, allowed Kyle to choke her, burn her and urinate on her during their visits. 

Meet your new neighbors

Unsurprisingly, Vanvlerah's attorneys argued for probation, stating that this Mother of the Year had a psychological condition called dependent-personality disorder and would be at risk in prison to fall under the spells of the stronger personalities. The judge either disagreed or didn’t care. Meanwhile, her daughter, who is now 3 years old, has been adopted by her foster family and her new mom says she still has night terrors, but she doesn't scream anymore when someone gives her a bath or changes her diaper.

Other POS Kyle

A little about the other POS, Professor Kyle: According to Kyle's faculty bio, his "teaching and research interests revolve around the application of critical theories such as Critical Literary Theory, Feminism(s), Frankfurt School Critical Theory, Marxism, etc., to specific social problems and public policies."

Yech. Ever thought that your college professor was just a stuffed shirt spewing finely tuned jargon to confuse people into thinking he was smart? Well, enter Kyle the baby raping poster boy.

Kyle was arrested after returning to the Bay Area from Austria after an FBI operation tracking file-sharing of photos depicting children being sexually abused purportedly pinpointed the professor's home.

Dinner is served

Admittedly, the prof wanted Vanvlerah to also engage in bestiality, but that’s where she drew the line. I mean, come on! The prof’s first book, Contextualizing Homelessness: Critical Theory, Homelessness, and Federal Policy Addressing the Homeless, is poised now to reach number one on the New York Times bestseller list.

Not really. Nobody wanted to read that crud in the first place, and they sure don’t now. Look for that particular title in the list of ironies, as Kyle and his child raping pal will spend a long time now not being homeless in Federal prison. He, 37 years; she, 2 life terms. Bye-bye, assholes.

Here’s hoping their food is vile and laced with things only a prison population can produce.

Trayvon Martin Rises From the Dead

Trayvon with bag of Skittles and Iced Tea

Ah, Justice in America. Glue together enough big mouths and busybodies, Liberal Arts professors, guilty white bored housewives, spray with interventional uh, ahem, “coverage” by the Media, and like magic- viola! Charges are filed so we can continue another long national descent into madness.

Divide and conquer, Baby!

Was Zimmerman within the law? Maybe, maybe not. I don’t know. I wasn’t there. Neither were you, your English teacher, some San Francisco hoodie wearing artist, Obama, Al Sharpton  or his annoying ambulance chasing spawn JJ.  

But that doesn’t change the fact that we all know what happened that night, does it. We listened to the 911 tapes, and with our practiced, unbiased ears, we heard screams and instantly knew, not ever having met either of the parties involved, who was saying what, who was on top, who started it and who was winning the fight.  And after NBC admitted to doctoring the tapes, it didn’t matter because we knew what we heard anyway.

Follow me. Do what I say.

The story is disturbing on many levels. Yes, yes I know, a teenager was killed, I heard that one. Happens every day here in America, sometimes twice. What is worse however, is what it does to our already decayed and broken moral fabric. OJ murdered his ex-wife in 1994 and thousands cheered following his acquittal. Habitual loser Rodney King’s police assailants were at first freed, then two of four sent to prison by an America quick to bend over for Mob votes. What happened in each case, of course, was Mob justice brought on by racist ideals. Send the cops to jail or else, and when that didn’t happen, riots. Three years later, fearing another lesson in racist politics, the clown circus that was the OJ trial ended with a murderer walking free.

Oh, by the way, I wasn’t there, and neither were you. But the difference is, there was witness testimony and a prior conviction for robbery in King’s case; with OJ there was a mountain of blood and DNA evidence but not enough to slow a slick lawyer. So I formed my opinions, and an opinion is what I give here.

Make my opinions your own, my students…

Zimmerman may well have been within the law for killing Trayvon. Without witnesses, and with nothing but unclear 911 tapes and a muddled initial investigation, we’ll never really know. He has to be exonerated based on the law as it is written. When that happens, let’s hope that we act like adults, huh? Casey Anthony murdered her baby and walked free. Do we tweet her address to get her killed? No, we just walked around pissed off, and rightly so.

Given the nature of the Mob though, expect riots, looting, and burning cars. Because nothing brings fair change to America like torching the neighborhood.

 A photo history of stupidity:

 

 Media Portrayal of Trayvon and Zimmerman:

 

Actual Photos of Trayvon:

 

Wait, wait… This is NBC right? No? Let’s try again. Actual photos of Trayvon:

 Trayvon on the night in question:

Trayvon gonna get you some Skittles

 Whoa! There I go again, joking in a serious situation. But when something becomes a circus, the clowns come a-callin’. Witness these idiots…

I had some Skittles but I eated them

Next, please

Dance hall gals afraid to show their faces

 

Question: does Skittle and Arizona Iced Tea stock go up or down now?

 

 Your elected officials pandering for votes:

 Sheriff of Skittletown

 And when a red herring drops in your lap…

If I had a son, he wouldn’t ask me about high gas prices or the failed economy

White Guilt:

Or, how to get upset over stuff that really doesn’t concern me but I want to show everyone how enlightened I am...

Old white guys also have  no job and a lot of time on their hands

 

Protestors:

Damn, girl! Whatever it is you want, I’ll do it!

 How many pounds of pork fat can we shove into a rainbow colored outfit? The answer below…

I’m a sexy girl in a sexy world

 

Politically Correct Eye Bleach, Please, and Stat

Thanks for the Cuban, Mr Jackson

 A waste of cash:

 You know who else could use footballs and teddy bears? Living kids. Kids in the hospital, kids with cancer. Homeless kids.

 A waste of life:

The original hoodie man

 The humanitarian side of the issue: racist name calling and bounty for murder. Hey as long as we get our way and make a few bucks, right?

 This girl is a little upset over what she perceives as unfair and inequitable treatment under the law. She provides a thought provoking argument, but I fail to see her side of the story. That, or she’s batshit crazy.

 7 men in hoodies assisting a citizen with his groceries. Psych! It’s a home invasion caught on security cam, and yes, they were wearing your innocent, artsy little hoodies.

 

So, to sum up:

 

Because anything else is just kind of stupid.